Dear diary, today's media is like an insecure, ugly teenager. An unattractive teenager will try everything to get laid from being too nice or acting mean. The media too will try anything to get ratings and money. But we all pay for it by receiving 500 channels of garbage crap consisting of reality television shows that are fake, unfunny comedy shows, and news stations with nothing new to broadcast.
ANOREXIA 2012
Dear diary, today I watched an old VHS program from the early nineties. It was an after school program about a high school cheerleader who threw up after eating each of her meals. The girl was very skinny but still thought she was fat. As an adult I can relate to the cheerleader because I am trying to lose my love handles and it seems almost impossible to do! Nevertheless, I would never take this girl's route and throw up every day. I do not want to take the easy way out. My body needs the nutrients, calories, and (some) fat from my meals. Why do normal people behave in weird ways behind closed doors?
BAR ROOM BULLSHITTERS
Dear diary, while drinking during happy hour at my favorite college pub I heard three older men talk about a perfect ten waitress who just quit. The tall, voluptuous, long blonde haired girl, had supermodel looks. One of the bar regulars, a heavyset man in his fifties, stated that she would not have any difficulty in getting a bartending job in Phoenix. No shit Sherlock! The other two guys nodded their head in agreement. Yes, the attractive blonde will have no trouble in obtaining a bartending or waitress job out west because she is a perfect ten. Her looks are unfair to average looking men and women who want to find a job at their local tavern. When I was a child I thought jealous was a fake attitude for only whiney kids. Yet, after living through my twenties I discovered that jealousy is a real thing that can never be abolished forever. We all get jealous. But, do supermodels become jealous?
STUPID STRANGERS
Dear diary, all people have run into the fellow sitting alone at the bar talking too much. He will need to bring up how rich that other person at the end of the bar is. This storytelling happened to me in 2002, 2004, and 2007. I do not care if another person sitting down during happy hour is a millionaire or not. Why do stupid strangers, both men and women, need to announce to me what this person makes. I know why! Such insecure people need to boast that one of their friends has a lot of money. Pathetic poor people believe they will look better in the moment if they are associated with a wealthy person. You do not impress me.
NAKED SHOWERS
Dear diary, women talk about how unfair it is to live in a world controlled by men. However, the same is true for men. For instance, if a boy is taking a shower in the locker room after gym class and has a small or average sized penis it is very embarrassing for him compared to the guys with big dicks. Whereas a woman does not have to worry about this because she has no dick. Sure, girls might compare their boob sizes in the shower at ninth grade. But, the main thing to compare in high school is genitals. That is a fact.
INTERNET PORN
Dear diary, the internet was a perfect invention for insecure male virgins. With the internet these guys can look at endless pictures of tits, pussy, and ass cracks. Yet, such men cannot feel the real touch of a woman, a much better invention created by God. Pathetic boys can brag about all the pictures and adult videos they own on their computers but it all lacks in comparison to a woman's touch.
BACHELOR PAD
Dear diary, it is no surprise why there is murder and mayhem in this world. Simply look at how our society is structured from the bottom up. Everyone starts at the bottom and moves up, yet some never move up, whether it is in the workforce or university. You do not see any high school drop outs married to female doctors. Nor do you see a man with an Associate’s Degree (a two year degree) dating a woman who has a PHD (eight years of college). Many girls with four year degrees marry guys who have the same level of education or higher - thus ignoring many other potential mates. What this school system does is create disgruntled men in their twenties who can never get a relationship or sex from highly educated ladies. As a result some of these insecure young men will feel powerless against these powerful women. Having no financial power means some males will use their physical bodies and penises as instruments of intimidation. Said men will sometimes rape any kind of woman. This is where everyone becomes a victim because no woman is safe from a jealous man. And jealousy is sometimes created by an unfair society and or system that promotes way too much education.
PRIVACY PLEASE
Dear diary, I had to go into my bedroom to make a private phone call this morning. I did not want my family to hear this call. It is funny how most of us need to get away from our loved ones so we will not be embarrassed. For instance, as teenagers if our boyfriend/girlfriend calls us we do not want our parents to hear us. But a long time ago the only phone in my house was a landline. And if a girl called me I would blush because I knew my parents would be nosey and ask about this mysterious new girl. We had no cell phones, nor did I have a landline in my bedroom. Presently it is much better because we can move around easily with our cell phones. It is nice when friends call my cell phone rather than my parents picking up the telephone.
LOUD PEOPLE
Dear diary, while job searching today at the employment center a lady in her early thirties was talking too loud on her cell phone. Why do certain persons have to speak so loudly in public places? At taverns when some men get drunk they will talk too loud. Don't these people realize how stupid they look to others? Why do they keep repeating themselves with this childish behavior? I know why, because the person sitting next to them does not have the balls to confront them about their weakness. The bystander does not want to create a scene and is afraid of a verbal or physical fight.
HAT DAY
Dear diary, during high school we would have hat day sometimes. My friend, who was bald, always wore his hat on this day. He probably loved hat days as they were the only time a student could wear a hat during the year. If I were kind of bald during high school I would not wear a cap on hat day because it would look so obvious.
HOOKERS 2001
Dear diary, on a controversial radio show in 2001 a female escort called in supporting prostitution. The hooker explained that she sometimes has really good looking married men who are really rich. These men are traveling businessmen. Since these men have model looks, a lot of money, and confidence why do they need a hot prostitute for sex? Can't they wait until they get home for intercourse with their wives? Aren't they afraid they will burn in hell since they took God's word during marriage? Maybe some of these rich men are not so good looking, but are married to beautiful young ladies. Thus the ugly middle aged men must have sex with lots of sexy women/hookers in order to believe they are good looking themselves. Insecure men suck.
GET RICH QUICK BITCH
Dear diary, I hear people say this all the time: I can't believe he fell for that! There are many gullible people out there, sometimes including doctors, who fall prey to on-line scams or telephone calls from fake companies offering a lot of money. But, as I get more educated and older I can see how people, smart or dumb, get fooled for the dream of more money. I am no longer surprised when I hear that this couple got ripped off. Usually people who get ripped off are the material ones: 'those who want it all". When a woman is hungry for the most expensive car to show off in front of her best friends and her unknown neighbors she is more likely to fall for a scam. Because a scam will grab her heart and she will go along for the ride. Whereas a person with confidence who does not need the top notch toys in America will not fall victim to such nonsense.
SCARY SPEAKER 2003
Dear diary, today in business class we had a speaker from some company talk for about fifteen minutes. I was the only one sitting in the front row. The cool kids were in the back rows. Ironically this speaker would look at me most of the time while speaking instead of looking around at the entire room. I told someone about this incident and she said that speakers who tend to only focus on one person are not confident talkers. I felt so embarrassed and weird when he would look at me. That is what I get for being clean cut and choosing to sit in the front row. Nice guys finish last.
SHY GUY
Dear diary, shy men can only date overweight women or unattractive ladies or average looking girls with low income. Guys with confidence usually only date the beautiful ones. Good looking men who are insecure also are able to date hot girls and sometimes beat them up due to their own masculine insecurities such as control, anger outbursts, and constant worries that their woman will cheat on them.
MISS POPULARITY
Dear diary, this very smart and popular senior girl dated the dumb hot boys. The dumb high school boys would go for the dumb sexy girls. High school girls are so confusing!
THE FRIEND ZONE
Dear diary, one day I heard a girl say something very true and cool. She said that usually men only complain about being ‘friend-zoned’ by females who are much more attractive than them. I agree with this wisdom. I, along with most boys and men, am not able to get the trophy woman for a date.
GIRLS VS GIRLS
Dear diary, we males tend to only assume that boys get into fights. Girls also get jealous of other girls in high school. Avoidance of jealousy is impossible amongst both sexes. But I do find it funny how prep girls are jealous of their fellow popular female classmates and the older smoker girls become jealous of their younger smoker ladies because of fear that their boyfriends will cheat on them one day. It is as if jealousy is organized.
WHAT WOMEN WORRY ABOUT
Dear diary, once women reach age 30 they worry even more about their looks. What do these ladies worry about? First, is their sagging neck area. Second, their boobs drooping down. Third, stretch marks on their ass. Fourth, stretchmarks on their belly after giving birth. Fifth, wrinkles around their mouths when they smile. I wonder if beautiful women worry more as they age compared to average looking women. Or do average looking women worry more?
POOP IN SHOWER
Dear diary, yesterday we residents on dorm floor number one had to attend a mandatory briefing with the RA. Someone had been pooping on the shower floor in the bathroom and leaving it there. Later one of us would walk into the shower, see the shit on the floor, and could not take a shower. The dorm never found out who he was. It was a guy because it was an all make floor.
SMALL PENIS
Dear diary, in 2003 my friend and I visited a fraternity off campus. The frat tour guy told me in embarrassment, that his girlfriend keeps telling his friends that he has a small penis. I thought she was really mean and cruel. Her boldness was funny. I am glad she was not my girlfriend. Why would a girlfriend belittle her boyfriend like that in public and in front of his fraternity buddies? Weird world I walk in.
POUT IT OUT Dear diary, there was a rumor going around Hollywood that Jessica Simpson got plastic surgery to make her lips pout even more. I must say that Simpson looks good in those pouting lips. Decades ago we never heard of girls trying to make themselves look more attractive by smiling less. But, for some reason sexy girls who pout (complain and whine all the time) are a big turn on for some boys. I WILL NOT SHOP THERE! Dear diary, my friend said her parent will not shop at a certain store because it is supposedly beneath her. This clothing store has a lot of good sales and low costing pants for women. The parent will not be seen in this store for fear that her co-workers and friends may see her and make unwanted comments towards her such as ‘she must be too cheap to shop at a regular big clothing store’. Such people are kind of insecure in my book. I could care less if someone sees me shopping at a particular place in the city. SLUTS Dear diary, in high school all of us boys had a one-sided view of girls. Part of the reason that we would be biased against girls is because we do not want to disagree with our fellow boys. Such disagreements on male traditional statements would make us look girly. And that is a big no no in school. All boys want to be seen as men regardless if they are skinny or large. My classmates would call certain girls sluts because they had a lot of sex. Some popular girls were called skanks because we heard rumors of them getting their virginity broken at age fifteen in freshman class. Yet, once again looking back on this name-calling I think us boys are jealous of those girls who had a lot of sex from grades 9 - 12. Both sexes want sex, especially in the teenage years. If a boy is not having sex, he is more likely to call a girl a slut simply because he is jealous of her. Everyone in my high school was insecure at times. SMART ASS Dear diary, in high school I despise those very smart students who complete their tests/exams way too early. On average most of us finish our exams after 45 minutes. But a few eager beavers turn in their papers after only 15 minutes. I dislike these kinds of students. One time we had a substitute teacher who said he would collect all the tests at the end of the hour regardless of anyone finishing early. His great decision made me feel great because I was not in a hurry to finish my stupid boring test. THE JEALOUS PUYALLUP HOUSEWIFE Dear diary, I told my co-worker, a female Master Sergeant, that I was house-sitting for an officer and his family. She said she saw me one day across the street. I had no idea she lived across from the Major, who was a pilot in the military. This lady belittled the officer’s wife, who was young and hot. Basically the officer’s wife was the same in a movie – she was the young, perfect ten military wife. Anyways, the hot wife did not have to work at all. The housewife took care of their two children. Meanwhile this Master Sergeant woman, who was tough as nails and very funny at times, had to work her entire life. She too had children, but had to also work full time. I could sense her jealousy towards the wife across her street. But I bet she did not think I knew she was jealous. JELLO DRUGS 1992 Dear diary, at school I hung out with the nerds and the smokers. I never made the attempt to socialize with the cool smoker kids on the weekend. I heard one kid, Shawn, took drugs one weekend and felt like his whole body was jello. I feared becoming paralyzed as jello for several hours on a Saturday night. THE SCHOOL BUS Dear diary, my neighbors never took the bus in middle and high school. Apparently they were too cool for the public bus system. In my opinion, I believe they were afraid to get picked on by the older students.