MY PERFECT 10 DIARIES
USA's stuck up school girls, 19 year-old female gold-diggers, and the men who want them, and the boys who never obtain them.
MY PERFECT 10 DIARIES
Dear diary, I am so annoyed by those penis enlargement infomercials on at two o’clock in the morning. Who are these unknown actors and actresses that star in these weird commercials? They are not real actors! And why would a man or woman want to appear in a commercial advertising a pill that makes your dick bigger? Basically the man is saying that he has a small penis but it is ok because now he does not. I live in a beautiful world created by God that consists of lovely mountains, breathtaking forests, exotic looking animals, and stupid people who want to become famous & rich but never do.
COUNTRY SONGS
Dear diary, a lot of those country music videos also use perfect ten models. I like it how the country singers try to make these tens look so innocent and lovely. But deep down us real men know they are the same type of women who want to try to make it big by using their bodies to get all the attention in the world.
STUPID ERECTION COMMERCIALS
Dear diary, I very much dislike those stupid middle-aged men erection commercials. Yes, at night time they are ok to be shown on television, but most of the time they are on during the day, when children are flipping through the stations. Enough already, I get the point. But I don’t have an erection problem and I am young. So I do not need to be educated on these pill crap commercials.
THE MEDIA
Dear diary, it gets old seeing hot women star in a lot of commercials. You know companies are only looking out for themselves by placing beautiful women in order for people to buy their stuff. The saying says that sex sells. Yes, sex does indeed sell. But not all the time. There are plenty of companies from the eighties and nineties who used sex in their advertising and they all went bankrupt. Does sex sell? If you ask me it sells and it does not sell. I find it funny how gullible male and female customers are and how they only think in a one-sided way all through their lives.
MEN’S SHAVING COMMERCIALS
Dear diary, this morning I saw another commercial trying to sell a state of the art razor for men to shave with. Unsurprisingly the commercial used a perfect 10 brunette to play his wife/girlfriend. She hugged him after he completed a smooth and sexy shave. These commercials are so untrue. The shaving ads on television are just like those ‘body spray’ commercials with those stupid, average looking boys who are always with hot women only because they smell good. Hey teenage boys - smelling good does not bring you hot women, only confidence does that.
THE GULLIBLE
Dear diary, I know men who put on too much cologne and it defeats the purpose. These insecure guys think that the more cologne they wear the higher the chance of women hitting on them. But too much cologne smells bad. Who are these stupid people in my world?
CHEESEY COLOGNE COMMERCIALS
Dear diary, I continue to be amazed at men who buy expensive name brand cologne in order to attract beautiful women in the tavern. Men, it does not work that way! We all know that most men have to do the grudge work – walk over and approach a woman in the bar or at the shopping mall. Women do not need to approach men because they know the dating game. These magazine advertisements and commercials make it look like hot women will approach you when they walk by and notice your scent. Not true.
HOT GOSSIP 9: GOLD DIGGERS
Dear diary, four years ago I heard some juicy gossip regarding beautiful women, some of whom were B-celebrities, who were prostituting themselves off in faraway countries for a huge amount of money. These women were still perfect tens but they were washed-up actresses, former reality television stars, former models, and simply hot women who could not make it in Hollywood. The story said these women were paid to fly all the way to Middle Eastern countries like Saudi Arabia and have sex with men of royalty such as a Prince or a billionaire oil businessman. This is whoring to the hundredth power! (No wonder why some men hate women and innocent ladies get beat up in America).
WHORES OF HOLLYWOOD
Dear diary, it kind of makes sense why young, sexy women marry rich men for their money. I wish I could marry a wealthy lady and never work again, but usually you do not see young men marrying rich older women, it is the other way around.
WOMEN
Dear diary, where have all the classy ladies in television gone too? Back in the eighties professional wrestling had lovely ladies who dressed and acted very classy. Miss Elizabeth was very beautiful but also acted innocent on television back in 1988 as a manager to the Macho Man. But what has happened to women of professional wrestling both today and in the past decade? Most of the female managers and wrestlers dress like sluts, pose for nude magazines, slap each other’s butts, and French kiss each other on stage. Those women do not have any class like Miss Elizabeth did. May you rest in peace Miss Elizabeth.
INFOMERCIALS
Dear diary, why are former playboy playmates and centerfolds hosting infomercials that are trying to sell bogus products? There is a hot blonde interviewing a man who claims that he can help cure people of some illnesses that are impossible to cure. Also, there is a perfect 10 blonde with an accent interviewing a middle aged man who says anyone can become a multi-millionaire. I personally feel that these infomercials and commercials will never make a person rich. Instead these infomercial companies steal money from the gullible. A long time ago there were no sexy women hosting infomercials. I assumed that as society has advanced in the past decade so too has the infomercial industry. These people have assumed that by inserting an attractive lady into their infomercial that they will get a lot of buyers.
EYE CANDY
Dear diary, where do all the hot perfect ten eighteen year old girls from all high schools across the country go to each year in May after graduation? The answer is simple – they go to Los Angeles! I was watching a movie last year where the main character made a great point: that Hollywood does not show all the top notch women who leave the Los Angeles airport each month. The media does not show the bad side of stardom. That is because there are so many hot women in LA that not all of them can become famous. It is simply impossible.
NICE GUYS FINISH LAST
Dear diary, how come on the local news when a person is arrested for murder all his neighbors say the same thing - that he was such a nice person? It seems like all the murderers in America used to be nice people. But that is not true. First of all neighbors do not know their neighbors true personalities. The true behavior of a person or family exists on the inside of the house where everyone has privacy. The inside of the house is where the wife beating goes on. The interior is where all the anger and yelling comes into play. Thus a neighbor should not tell a reporter how nice their neighbor was because people are not who they seem to be.
MIDDLE-AGED MEN
Dear diary, comedian Bill Maher said it best five years ago when he explained how the media and television sitcoms make men out to be gullible little boys who mess up all the time and are the followers to their wives, whom are assertive and in control. That is not how real life works: husbands are not dumbasses on a daily basis and wives are not always in control. I know plenty of men who are in charge of their families either verbally or by wife beating.
PERFECT 10
Dear diary, I found it funny that a perfect ten in Oregon played college basketball. Usually girls with double-d tits did not play sports in school because they were embarrassed of their boobs juggling around in front of the spectators. She was tall, gorgeous, with addicting unique eyes, double-d tits, and all the confidence in the world. I wish I had the confidence she had back then in 2004. One day in the library as I was doing homework on the computer I heard two guys nearby talking about her when she went up to the printer. As both college students were checking her out one of them told the other that her boyfriend was an asshole. This pissed me off because once again you have the trophy girl dating an asshole. Then again the asshole is dating her because he has the balls to ask her out and the nice guy is the pussy because he is not getting any pussy since he has no balls to ask her out.